The Daily Cruise and Travel News ”Podcast” with Tom Drake
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
Episodes
Mar 20, 2026
Mar 20, 2026
32 min
Today's stories with a "bit of commentary." Prices for international air travel will be increasing, especially with airlines that didn't hedge or fuel bets! Norwegian Cruise Line sent a letter to spring backers warning them of the consequences of acting like a schmuck. Florida's governor protects the coastline of Manatee County from one more cruise terminal. The Guru joins the LibSyn family!
Mar 20, 2026
32 min
Mar 19, 2026
Mar 19, 2026
35 min
On this episode of The Daily Cruise and Travel News Podcast, Tom Drake—The Guru—discusses people so desperate to lose weight that they are combining medication with wellness tips. For once, the host agrees with airline executives who are demanding that the United States Congress begin funding TSA employees. The U.S. State Department is also warning Americans not to travel to southeastern Turkey—and the Guru wonders why anyone would. Tom reminds world cruise passengers that they will not be sailing through the Suez Canal, so they should be ready for Africa. Lots of news, lots of fun, and a little bit of commentary.
Mar 19, 2026
35 min
Mar 18, 2026
Mar 18, 2026
40 min
The Suez will not be safe anytime soon! Africa, here we come! The top ten clean cruise lines! No surprises. The Italian Olive Oil guy is back at Oceania on some ships! The Guru questions the credibility of all magazines!
Mar 18, 2026
40 min
Mar 17, 2026
Mar 17, 2026
35 min
The little cruise line that could! Victory Cruises will spend $5 million updating its two ships! How creative are the creative people building shows for ships? The people in Dubai are not as worried about being attacked as the media portrays! Don't apply for a status match if you're anticipating being elevated on the other cruise line!
Mar 17, 2026
35 min
Mar 16, 2026
Mar 16, 2026
37 min
The Guru thinks the Princess boss has the right focus. Fix-not reinvent! Gavin Newsome is in Tommy's doghouse! The Guru offers praise for Sid from Hampton Inn in Vancouver! Ungrateful Portland Maine politicians go for the money grab!
Mar 16, 2026
37 min
Mar 14, 2026
Mar 14, 2026
35 min
Ouch! Carnival cancels 11 cruises for this fall. People make plans, you know? Virgin Voyages will debut an Indian restaurant on the Valiant Lady. The idea is a Valiant one. The U.S has lost 5% of international travel, but it is still pretty popular! Check out www. bestatseatours and travel with the Guru!
Mar 14, 2026
35 min
Mar 13, 2026
Mar 13, 2026
32 min
Brussels Airport shuts down after a threat of a strike! The Guru says stay on the ship's time if you don't want to miss the ship or your tour! The brand new Star Princess suffers a Noro outbreak. Wash your hands, people! Global Entry is self-funded, but still run by DHS!
Mar 13, 2026
32 min
Mar 12, 2026
Mar 12, 2026
34 min
DHS reopens Global Entry. Political pressure? One percenters complaining? The Guru thinks the Margaritaville at Sea Beachcomber could offer old-fashioned fun. There is still room to join the Guru on a fantastic trip from Tokyo to Seward! Ready to visit Bhutan? Your cost per day will be $100!!
Mar 12, 2026
34 min
Mar 11, 2026
Mar 11, 2026
37 min
Will the Guru ever be considered a cruise icon? Dinner in less than an hour on a cruise ship? Would that be a good thing? Smart TVs on cruise ships are filled with more ways to earn revenue. Embarrassing. The Guru likes Puerto Rico and hopes their new tourism campaign produces results!!
Mar 11, 2026
37 min
Mar 10, 2026
Mar 10, 2026
43 min
Is Royal Caribbean now getting into the drydock business, too? Explora Journeys is getting ready to run six "Ocean State of Mind" ships! Some requests by cruise ship guests are not well thought out! The Guru remains a fan of Chilis!
Mar 10, 2026
43 min