The Daily Cruise and Travel News ”Podcast” with Tom Drake
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
Episodes
Jan 31, 2026
Jan 31, 2026
33 min
MSC is still spending its money promoting its product, but not the food! Skrewball whiskey has made peanut butter drinkable! Why? It is the final days of the Jersey Boys on Norwegian Cruise Line as they find other places to spend their money! Sadly, the Guru won't see the Amazon River after all, as he fell victim to the Brazilian money grab!
Jan 31, 2026
33 min
Jan 30, 2026
Jan 30, 2026
34 min
MSC is spending more money to update its private island! Not so fast! A District Court judge in Mexico has halted construction of Royal Caribbean's custom Meyer destination, citing environmental concerns. Is Rob Caribbean's new build targeted towards adults-only non-family cruising? They are keeping quiet. If you're planning a trip to Brazil, remember to get your visa early. In the case of the Guru, just remember to get it.
Jan 30, 2026
34 min
Jan 29, 2026
Jan 29, 2026
37 min
Hotel CEOs continue to blame their problems on anybody but themselves! Clean up your own house! One season traveler said that Southwest's first day of assigned seating was chaotic and surprising! Alaska cruise visitors will increase by 10% over last year, even though some residents want to go in the other direction. Delta is buying a whole bunch of Airbuses while Boeing tries to get its wings together!
Jan 29, 2026
37 min
Jan 28, 2026
Jan 28, 2026
41 min
Oceania bosses help lay the keel of their new build, named Sonata. Barnival Cruise Line is now going to Africa, but not from Baltimore! Oceania's new build will be stunning and larger than any of their ships! The Wyndham Grand Barbados review from the Guru in this episode!
Jan 28, 2026
41 min
Jan 27, 2026
Jan 27, 2026
40 min
The Guru says that hotel rooms need to have bathrooms behind closed doors! MSC arrives in Miami with a new terminal and gorgeous new offices! Mother Nature really messed up many cruisers' vacations! A gimmick? HX Expeitions offering a refund if Trump invades Greenland!
Jan 27, 2026
40 min
Jan 26, 2026
Jan 26, 2026
39 min
Somebody wants cruise ships! The Port of Colon celebrates the arrival of the Brilliant Lady! Does Oceania plan to reduce the capacity on the R ships and elevate the luxury? NCL warns guests to be prepared for VAT taxes that many countries are demanding while onboard! Will a 10% cap on credit card interest hurt the travel industry or the banks more?
Jan 26, 2026
39 min
Jan 23, 2026
Jan 23, 2026
37 min
The Port of New Orleans is celebrating over one million guests. The WSJ announces the best airline in America is Southwest. There goes their credibility! Those hotels that were temporarily closed due to the ICE protests were receiving bomb threats. Even their brains are frozen in Minnesota. New York City now has laws that force hotel operators to tell the truth!
Jan 23, 2026
37 min
Jan 22, 2026
Jan 22, 2026
39 min
MSC installs new state-of-the-art yard software to help keep Italian captains from whacking the pier. Holland America has new immersive tourist tours called Meet the Maker. Thankfully, not meet your maker. So, you think you wanna be a travel agent? Get ready to work hard if you wanna make any money. Margaritavilleat Sea is adding even more bars. That's their product. Smart move.
Jan 22, 2026
39 min
Jan 21, 2026
Jan 21, 2026
40 min
Mexico bans vaping in most areas. Cartels? Priorities? Are some host agencies the new timeshares of the travel industry? Civil unrest in Minnesota forces two hotels to close. Arrest them! Tendering to remote islands remains a risky business!
Jan 21, 2026
40 min
Jan 20, 2026
Jan 20, 2026
37 min
Airlines and travel companies want to start charging you for the privilege of talking to someone on the phone! Which mental midget in South Africa thought it was a good idea to have their navy train with the Russians, the Chinese, and the Iranians? Curacao has become a very nice tourist destination! MSC has adjusted the food selection on its Galveston ship to reflect the demographics! Lots of Barbecue!
Jan 20, 2026
37 min