The Daily Cruise and Travel News ”Podcast” with Tom Drake
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything!
That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas."
His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast."
Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary."
If you are a fan of cruising, or maybe someone who gets frustrated with air travel, or maybe someone who likes to laugh and enjoys a frank, honest opinion, you will enjoy this podcast!
Episodes
Jul 17, 2026
Jul 17, 2026
34 min
Are these new yacht cruise lines doing as well as the media would like you to believe?
Another Norovirus outbreak on the National Geographic Sea Bird! Wash your hands!
Government officials in Turks and Caicos push back against US State Department warnings!
Have you ever been called a mermaid by a flight attendant? Probably. But not to your face.
Jul 17, 2026
34 min
Jul 16, 2026
Jul 16, 2026
31 min
United will be adding new economy seats to make passengers feel more human.
Royal Caribbean will be dropping calls in Haiti until the summer of 2027!
Some luxury hotels are now treating pets better than the guests!
Did you know that, on average, most cruise ship workers work more than twice as much per month as US workers on land?
Jul 16, 2026
31 min
Jul 15, 2026
Jul 15, 2026
36 min
The Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection thinks they have found the answer to selling more cruises... designer pajamas!
The Guru says Holland America has a winner as the Zuiderdam gets a major makeover!
The FAA is betting $875 million on artificial intelligence to predict flight delays before they happen!
Ring in the New Year aboard Crystal Symphony with Best at Sea Tours. The holiday gift you'll never forget!
Jul 15, 2026
36 min
Jul 14, 2026
Jul 14, 2026
37 min
You're up early
Jul 14, 2026
37 min
Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
33 min
The FBI tells people that if you witness a crime aboard a cruise ship, please report it.
Luxury travel agencies say that the place to be in Europe this summer is Slovenia!
The new downtown cruise terminal in Juneau will be much smaller due to higher labor and materials costs! That should be the whiners!
Patti Lupone is outraged that the countries of Egypt in Turkey have banned the gay charter she is performing on!
Jul 13, 2026
33 min
Jul 11, 2026
Jul 11, 2026
32 min
Hilton Honors and Explora Journeys have joined forces, and your stay at the Homewood Suites will help you get a deal on a cruise!
Carnival's new build, called the ACE class, will carry 8000 brawlers!
Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings' request to stall the court case with Frank Del Rio is denied!
Royal Caribbean announces the Wow band. A new better way to track your mutant children on the ship.
Jul 11, 2026
32 min
Jul 10, 2026
Jul 10, 2026
34 min
No surprise here. JetBlue begins flying the old Spirit Airlines routes. Don't expect discount prices.
The Guru plans to visit every historic bar in the Northeast this fall.
The Mexican government changes its mind and will not allow cruise ships into the Loreto National Park.
There has been no outcry from the cruise industry about the discrimination of gays by the countries of Egypt and Turkey. No surprise there either.
Jul 10, 2026
34 min
Jul 9, 2026
Jul 9, 2026
37 min
Crystal has once again been recognized as the world's top midsize-ship ocean cruise line in the 2026 Travel + Leisure World's Best Awards, finishing ahead of luxury competitors including Viking, Silversea, and Explora Journeys.
Delta will now sell you first-class seats at low prices if you don't want the perks.
It looks like Las Vegas has decided that it is a playground for the rich!
Jul 9, 2026
37 min
Jul 8, 2026
Jul 8, 2026
34 min
The Guru goes in search of America's oldest bars. It's historical research... one drink at a time!
United Airlines sold window seats without windows. A judge says passengers deserve to see this one through!
Rome's brand-new cruise port has been stopped by the courts. Apparently, even in Italy, paperwork can sink a ship.
Iran is back in the headlines after another attack in the Strait of Hormuz. Some governments treat ceasefires like free trial subscriptions.
Jul 8, 2026
34 min
Jul 6, 2026
Jul 6, 2026
33 min
Carnival guest sues the cruise line because her ATV overturned with her six-year-old daughter on board!
Only in America. I'm ready. A British cruise ship is given the prime viewing location in the center of the Hudson River for the July 4th Celebration!
Rubber Duck Hunting is now an activity on board some Royal Caribbean ships!
The Turkish government says gay people are “known for behaviors incompatible with the fabric of our society and our moral values!
Jul 6, 2026
33 min